This week, Mike, Fi and Sam go after a gang...and I live blog about it with snark plus we all play the drinking game! (kids, if you're under the legal age - drink grape juice. I mean it!) Don't forget to refresh often!
11:00
As the building burns to the ground...Mike realizes he really does love Fiona. He's going crazy because the Fire DP and crew won't let him go into the house to see if Fi is alright. He keeps calling her and calling her but all he gets is her lame voice mail. (I think it's Verizon.)
It's really great acting by Jeff. He never got to her and as he walks into the Loft he's miserable with guilt. All of the things he never said. All of the things he should have done. The whole time I'm thinking...Be at the loft Fi, Fi Be at the loft. And YES!!! SHE'S IN THE LOFT!!! MAKE OUT WITH HER MIKE! DO IT! DO IT....oh... YES..... We HAVE A KISS!!!!!!!
I didn't see any yogurt in this episode...but who cares... THERE WAS A KISS!
Preview Time!
Mike and the gang goes shopping o something.
10:53
Back from commercial break we're treated to girls in bikinis - that's for the men in the audience. And Sam's drinking annnnnd a voice over that teaches us how to bullet proof a car. NEAT!
Then there's a street gun fight. Good thing they bullet proofed that car. Mike tells the Big Boss to deal with his problem and they'll be in touch. Now the CotW are safe.
With CotW safe, the Burn Crew is able to focus on who Burned Mike. Fi calls Mike to tell him she knows where the Loft Bomber is and that she's breaking into the house. The music tells me that Fi's not in a good sitch and sure enough the house is rigged to blow. Oh hey, was that a voice over? I think it was! Drink up!
10:43
Back from commercial we learn that it takes a Spy to handle the enemies. Mike's trying to negotiate with the "pervert" or enemy of the week's boss.
Next, we learn how to sell a stolen car. I wouldn't try this one at home if I were you. There is a voice over and if you're playing along I believe that's a drink.
Next, Mike meets with Carla his Burn Lady. Carla hands Mike a list of terrorist and Mike says "we can rule Fiona out." Carla plays devil's advocate, but Mike just rolls his eyes.
This is a pretty fast paced episode. I like.
10:35pm
After commercial break we're back at Mommy's updating the CotW and getting as much intel as Mike can get from two teenagers.
Next. back at the loft, we're getting a voice over on emergency exits - and Fiona's making a bomb. I believe that's two sips; three if you count Fi's crack about her bomb being beautiful.
At the EofW's hideout, we're treated to a voice over lesson on blitz krieg. Mike, Fi and Sam are all wearing matching suits and the three are looking hot in their uniforms. Mike gives the gagers a speak and Sam plays the crazy guy. Fiona sets something on fire...drink-it.
Back at the loft Fiona and Mike are discussing the past and Jeff busts out his Irish accent. Fiona leaves a bit broken heated - and I don't blame her.
While gathering intel on Mike's Loft Bomber, Fiona says "nothing turns a woman on more than when something goes boom." That Fi is gonna get us drunk tonight...and we're followed by a voice over. For you keeping score at home: That's two.
My friend Justin notes that Michael gets into a lot of cars with strangers- we're going to have to add that one to the drinking game. ;)
10:18pm
After commercial break Sam's drinking at lunch, so that's a sip for you at home players. They're also talking about football. For like Dolphin's tickets - but it turns into CotW...apparently one of the middle school football kids that an ex-pro is coaching is has trouble with a gang--they're out to get him!
Burn Lady Carla interrupts and there's a power struggle. But after a couple of paper cuts Mike learns that Carla thinks the bomber is not local - but Mike knows better.
Back at the loft, Fi teaches the CotW that a golf club is better than a baseball bat for beating up people - greater force to one area.
Fiona is really worked up about this because a ganger attacked the CotW's 13 year old sister. She calls him a 'Pervert' and the label sticks. The Pervs label got changed twice so that means you get a freebie drink.
And later, back at the loft after some gang surveillance Sam's drinking and eating pickles. You get a sip too.
CotW get stashed at Mom's. Mom's smoking; so how many drinks are we up to now? It's followed by a voice over and one hell of a HOT dress up scene. We see Fi's tattoo twice. You get to drink for the voice over, but not for the tattoo. Side note: I'm wondering if that's really Gabrielle Anwar's.
Then...oh they make themselves known to the gang. With Thermite. Thermite is NEAT. It burns HOT. HOT. HOT. Enough to brun an engine right out of a car.
10:07 pm
Sky shot of Miami aaaand a voice over... it's so lovely and that's two drinks. Fiona and Mike are checking security cameras that look into Mike's loft to see if they can get a peak and who set the loft bomb.
So Mike just stole security camera stuff...and used his cellphone to call every number in the office building. It's pretty funny.
Back at the loft, they're checking the footage and Fiona makes a joke with the fortune cookies they got with their take-out. Her's says, "the one you love is closer than you think" and she jokes that Mike's says, "The ones who burned you are closer than you think." Mike says, "Not Funny Fi," but for those of us playing at home... it was funny.
11:00
As the building burns to the ground...Mike realizes he really does love Fiona. He's going crazy because the Fire DP and crew won't let him go into the house to see if Fi is alright. He keeps calling her and calling her but all he gets is her lame voice mail. (I think it's Verizon.)
It's really great acting by Jeff. He never got to her and as he walks into the Loft he's miserable with guilt. All of the things he never said. All of the things he should have done. The whole time I'm thinking...Be at the loft Fi, Fi Be at the loft. And YES!!! SHE'S IN THE LOFT!!! MAKE OUT WITH HER MIKE! DO IT! DO IT....oh... YES..... We HAVE A KISS!!!!!!!
I didn't see any yogurt in this episode...but who cares... THERE WAS A KISS!
Preview Time!
Mike and the gang goes shopping o something.
10:53
Back from commercial break we're treated to girls in bikinis - that's for the men in the audience. And Sam's drinking annnnnd a voice over that teaches us how to bullet proof a car. NEAT!
Then there's a street gun fight. Good thing they bullet proofed that car. Mike tells the Big Boss to deal with his problem and they'll be in touch. Now the CotW are safe.
With CotW safe, the Burn Crew is able to focus on who Burned Mike. Fi calls Mike to tell him she knows where the Loft Bomber is and that she's breaking into the house. The music tells me that Fi's not in a good sitch and sure enough the house is rigged to blow. Oh hey, was that a voice over? I think it was! Drink up!
10:43
Back from commercial we learn that it takes a Spy to handle the enemies. Mike's trying to negotiate with the "pervert" or enemy of the week's boss.
Next, we learn how to sell a stolen car. I wouldn't try this one at home if I were you. There is a voice over and if you're playing along I believe that's a drink.
Next, Mike meets with Carla his Burn Lady. Carla hands Mike a list of terrorist and Mike says "we can rule Fiona out." Carla plays devil's advocate, but Mike just rolls his eyes.
This is a pretty fast paced episode. I like.
10:35pm
After commercial break we're back at Mommy's updating the CotW and getting as much intel as Mike can get from two teenagers.
Next. back at the loft, we're getting a voice over on emergency exits - and Fiona's making a bomb. I believe that's two sips; three if you count Fi's crack about her bomb being beautiful.
At the EofW's hideout, we're treated to a voice over lesson on blitz krieg. Mike, Fi and Sam are all wearing matching suits and the three are looking hot in their uniforms. Mike gives the gagers a speak and Sam plays the crazy guy. Fiona sets something on fire...drink-it.
Back at the loft Fiona and Mike are discussing the past and Jeff busts out his Irish accent. Fiona leaves a bit broken heated - and I don't blame her.
While gathering intel on Mike's Loft Bomber, Fiona says "nothing turns a woman on more than when something goes boom." That Fi is gonna get us drunk tonight...and we're followed by a voice over. For you keeping score at home: That's two.
My friend Justin notes that Michael gets into a lot of cars with strangers- we're going to have to add that one to the drinking game. ;)
10:18pm
After commercial break Sam's drinking at lunch, so that's a sip for you at home players. They're also talking about football. For like Dolphin's tickets - but it turns into CotW...apparently one of the middle school football kids that an ex-pro is coaching is has trouble with a gang--they're out to get him!
Burn Lady Carla interrupts and there's a power struggle. But after a couple of paper cuts Mike learns that Carla thinks the bomber is not local - but Mike knows better.
Back at the loft, Fi teaches the CotW that a golf club is better than a baseball bat for beating up people - greater force to one area.
Fiona is really worked up about this because a ganger attacked the CotW's 13 year old sister. She calls him a 'Pervert' and the label sticks. The Pervs label got changed twice so that means you get a freebie drink.
And later, back at the loft after some gang surveillance Sam's drinking and eating pickles. You get a sip too.
CotW get stashed at Mom's. Mom's smoking; so how many drinks are we up to now? It's followed by a voice over and one hell of a HOT dress up scene. We see Fi's tattoo twice. You get to drink for the voice over, but not for the tattoo. Side note: I'm wondering if that's really Gabrielle Anwar's.
Then...oh they make themselves known to the gang. With Thermite. Thermite is NEAT. It burns HOT. HOT. HOT. Enough to brun an engine right out of a car.
10:07 pm
Sky shot of Miami aaaand a voice over... it's so lovely and that's two drinks. Fiona and Mike are checking security cameras that look into Mike's loft to see if they can get a peak and who set the loft bomb.
So Mike just stole security camera stuff...and used his cellphone to call every number in the office building. It's pretty funny.
Back at the loft, they're checking the footage and Fiona makes a joke with the fortune cookies they got with their take-out. Her's says, "the one you love is closer than you think" and she jokes that Mike's says, "The ones who burned you are closer than you think." Mike says, "Not Funny Fi," but for those of us playing at home... it was funny.
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